Same Template Yet Again

Response:

We received your application named WWCD - What Would Chuck Do, which appears to include features that resemble Chuck Norris/identify Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris has previously objected to other applications that include features that use his name or likeness, and believes that such features infringe his rights.

Please take steps to review your application to ensure that it does not violate the rights of another party. Remember that, pursuant to our agreement, you have represented that your application will not infringe the rights of any third party, and that you are responsible for any liability to Apple because of a claim that your application infringes another party's rights. Also, we may reject or remove your application if we believe that doing so is prudent or necessary.

Thank you for your attention.

Regards,

Exactly as it was before. I naturally responded with a similar response as before. Are we just going to go in circles?

Ding Dong, another email out the door

I have sent yet another email to the App review team requesting an update. I am holding my breath and crossing my fingers in hopes that this will help some action, even a rejection, to occur. Here is a copy of my email:

App Review,

this app has been submitted and in review since March 13th. I am requesting a status update to my app submission. This is a very simple app that consists of two data dictionaries and two views. There is nothing complex about then app that would cause distress on your end. Please take the time to review this app and make some kind of action move forward?

As always, I appreciate your time.

3 emails later.....

After 3 emails I have received another worthless reply:

Thank you for contacting the iPhone Developer Program regarding review time. Each application submitted to Apple has different capabilities, features, and complexity, which means that individual review times vary. Once the application review process has been completed, you will receive an email notification.

So 70 days after submission and apparently this is acceptable for an app with two views and two data dictionaries. Wonderful!